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Funny Atheist Quotes

Knockout Quote No 434, Maguire, This ‘nice God’ hypothesis does run into some knotty problems
CCKQ No 676, Gerry, Fundamentalists deliberately strive to build themselves a wall of Bibles to keep it at bay
CCKQ No 676, Gerry, Fundamentalists deliberately strive to build themselves a wall of Bibles to keep it at bay
McKellar, If he ever did return, it would be as a fifty-pound lump of bone and frozen jerky
McKellar, If he ever did return, it would be as a fifty-pound lump of bone and frozen jerky
Madison, Why isn't membership in the Catholic Church down to ZERO by now?
Madison, Why isn’t membership in the Catholic Church down to ZERO by now?
So when my spirit starts to sag, I hustle out my highest drag
So when my spirit starts to sag, I hustle out my highest drag
There’s no business like show business, the costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
There’s no business like show business, the costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and I pity any girl who isn't me tonight
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and I pity any girl who isn’t me tonight
Knockout Quote No 493, Conner, Christians just live in a different time zone than the rest of us
CCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredder
CCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredder
CCKQ No 571, TBO 100, I read the Bible cover-to-cover as a young man, but I'd rather read Proust in Finnish than do that again
CCKQ No 571, TBO 100, I read the Bible cover-to-cover as a young man, but I’d rather read Proust in Finnish than do that again
CCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredder
CCKQ No 570, Conner, The Bible really needed an editor with a shredder
Knockout Quote No 486, Hubbard, the answers are usually blah blah context blah blah mysterious ways blah blah metaphor blah blah
Knockout Quote No 468, Conner, It is the Holy Spirit that convinces someone of the truth
Knockout Quote No 465, Gericke, Yahweh is like Donald Duck
Knockout Quote No 463, Without Malice, The one thing you would never hear such a being say is, Oops, didn’t see that coming
Knockout Quote No 462, Without Malice,Thus 2,000 years of Christians going at each other’s throats over idiotic dogmas
Knockout Quote No 444, Conner, The Holy Spirit is flitting around the world whispering into the temporal lobes of billions of people
Knockout Quote No 170, Twain & Bunker, Faoth is…
Knockout Quote No 169, Carlin, This guy would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago
Knockout Quote No 260, Wilde:Bierce, A theologian is like man going into the depths of a cave at midnight
Knockout Quote No 265, RealHarryWiddifield, Your prayers are fart bubbles in the bathtub of the cosmos
Knockout Quote No 306, Sayers, “I don’t think you ought to read so much theology,” said Lord Peter
Knockout Quote No 308, Tarico, Athletes huddle in prayer before a game, just in case those random bounces aren’t random
Knockout Quote No 380, Zingrone,So, go bowling next Sunday instead of attending church and have a good time
Knockout Quote No 430, Bo Daniel, It’s all part of God’s plan is such a breathtakingly witless defense
Knockout Quote No 420, Congerton,The Holy Fact Checker seems to have been on sick leave
Knockout Quote No 422, Carter, So many theologians love to meet at pubs.
Knockout Quote No 424, Lindsay, Religion is believing there’s a diamond the size of a refrigerator buried in your yard
Knockout Quote No 428, Carlin,You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci

Tim Sledge – Quotes

CCKQ No 534, Sledge, The same evangelical Christians who rely on centuries-old accounts of the post-resurrection appearances
CCKQ No 534, Sledge, The same evangelical Christians who rely on centuries-old accounts of the post-resurrection appearances
CCKQ No 587, Sledge, I felt as if a heavy weight had been lifted off my shoulders
CCKQ No 587, Sledge, I felt as if a heavy weight had been lifted off my shoulders
CCKQ No 593, Sledge, What lies down the steps is a basement with nothing in it
CCKQ No 593, Sledge, What lies down the steps is a basement with nothing in it
CCKQ No 595, Sledge, Why didn’t the God of the universe—walking among mankind in the flesh as Jesus—do a sidebar talk on germs?
CCKQ No 595, Sledge, Why didn’t the God of the universe—walking among mankind in the flesh as Jesus—do a sidebar talk on germs?
CCKQ No 596, Sledge, Jesus was a Jewish apocalyptic prophet who is now deceased
CCKQ No 596, Sledge, Jesus was a Jewish apocalyptic prophet who is now deceased
CCKQ No 597, Sledge, Have you ever met anyone who told you they started reading the Bible and couldn’t put it down?
CCKQ No 597, Sledge, Have you ever met anyone who told you they started reading the Bible and couldn’t put it down?
CCKQ No 598 Sledge, It’s an Edward Scissorhands approach to the Bible
CCKQ No 598 Sledge, It’s an Edward Scissorhands approach to the Bible
CCKQ No 599, Sledge, The biblical story of man's sinfulness and God's plan redemption doesn't add up because it's made up
CCKQ No 599, Sledge, The biblical story of man’s sinfulness and God’s plan redemption doesn’t add up because it’s made up
CCKQ No 608, Sledge, What if, right now, I could swallow a pill that would bring my old faith back?
CCKQ No 608, Sledge, What if, right now, I could swallow a pill that would bring my old faith back?
CCKQ No 610, Sledge, We must conclude that God is either incapable of effective communication
CCKQ No 610, Sledge, We must conclude that God is either incapable of effective communication
Tin Sledge, The evangelical mental guardrails installed in my head
CCKQ No 533, Sledge, Where is the gentleness in the words of Jesus when he speaks of wrath
CCKQ No 532, Sledge, I also felt a lightness that I had not felt as a Christian minister
CCKQ No 531, Sledge, Yes, I knew Jesus quite well, but he never mentioned anything about being born again
CCKQ No 530, Sledge, How could I keep my eyes closed for decades to such evident fatal flaws in my faith?
CCKQ No 525, Sledge, When it comes to religion, perception is more influential than reality
Tim Sledge, My reasoning was constrained by a very short leash

John A. Haught – Quotes

Knockout Quote No 187, Haught, New England’s Puritans decreed that Quakers must be put to death
CCKQ No 566, Haught, Supernatural religion is a colossal system of falsehoods
CCKQ No 566, Haught, Supernatural religion is a colossal system of falsehoods
Knockout Quote No 183, Haught, they slaughtered the whole population and gave thanks to God
Knockout Quote No 176, Haught, I think humanity has a streak of madness, a precinct of the mind
Knockout Quote No 175, Haught, After his death, Pius V was canonized as a saint

David Madison – Quotes

Madison, Why isn't membership in the Catholic Church down to ZERO by now?
Madison, Why isn’t membership in the Catholic Church down to ZERO by now?
Knockout Quote No 547, Madison, We sure hope God savors all that glory!
Knockout Quote No 547, Madison, We sure hope God savors all that glory!
Madison, There was no cleansing of the temple
Madison, There was no cleansing of the temple
CCKQ No 529, Madison, The apostle Paul does his best to keep the wrathful god alive and hovering over hapless humans
CCKQ No 529, Madison, The apostle Paul does his best to keep the wrathful god alive and hovering over hapless humans
Knockout Quote No 402, Madison, A world religion is a cult that grabbed major market share
Knockout Quote No 523, Madison, How can a good God, devoid of imperfections, be needy and narcissistic?
Knockout Quote No 511, Madison, If only Christians could read the gospels and wise up that they’ve been conned

CCCQ No 505, Madison, It seems, instead, that God had been giving his Omnipotent Finger to humanity

Knockout Quote No 504, Madison, Don’t Christians ever stop to think that, just maybe, Jesus got the message wrong?
Knockout Quote No 502, Madison, Jesus and Paul were among those who fell hard for so much of the strange new revenge-reward theology
Knockout Quote No 499, Madison, How ironic that the Christian religion itself shows no evidence whatever of being intelligently designed
Knockout Quote No 498, Madison, What a sorry state of affairs that Christian theology sank to these lows
Knockout Quote No 497, Madison, The theologians who came up with this idea discovered the formula for terrorizing people
Knockout Quote No 496, Madison, Unbeknown to most of the folks in the pews, the New Testament is a minefield

CCCQ No 488, Tarico, So few humans are embarrassed to assign to divinity the attributes of a male alpha primate

Knockout Quote No 495, Madison, As an exercise to shock Christians out of faith-complacency
Knockout Quote No 518, Madison, If you believe this, eat that, drink something else, you’ll get eternal life
Knockout Quote No 516, Madison, When I was a kid, growing up in a rural Indiana church, we all went to kneel at the front of the sanctuar
Knockout Quote No 418, Madison, So what is the life expectancy of ole Yahweh’s vast data dump
Knockout Quote No 489, Madison, The gospel writers were story-inventors, they created episodes to advance their theological agendas
Knockout Quote No 487, Madison, Fess up, the gospel writers have indulged their weakness for magical thinking
Knockout Quote No 482, Madison, It’s too bad J. K. Rowling didn’t write the gospels
Knockout Quote No 416, Madison, Children ascribe personalities to their teddy bears and talk to them
Knockout Quote No 400, Madison, “It’s all part of God’s plan” wears thin
Knockout Quote No 398, Madison,This vindictive version of Christian piety can be traced directly to the words of Jesus and the apostle Pau
Knockout Quote No 393, Madison,Theology was longwinded on what God was like, but short of breath on epistemology
Knockout Quote No 383, Madison, Nearly Headless Nick and Moaning Myrtle
Knockout Quote No 480, Madison, But Paul does his best to keep the wrathful god alive and hovering over hapless humans
Knockout Quote No 473, Madison, That once-upon-a-time ‘inspired’ Bible is gone.
Knockout Quote No 472, Madison, God’s job performance was well below par on his inspire-the-Bible days
Knockout Quote No 377, Madison, Most Christians have ditched Adam and Eve
Knockout Quote No 373, Madison, The apostle Paul was pretty far down the rabbit hole of delusional theology
Knockout Quote No 370,Madison, The marching orders to apologists from all ecclesiastical authorities
Knockout Quote No 357, Madison, The Virgin Mary Appears on Toast Seriously?
Knockout Quote No 471, Madison, If Christians actually buy it, our suspicion is confirmed that they aren’t all that curious
Knockout Quote No 469, Madison, Why should anyone outside the faith in-groups trust their claims?
Knockout Quote No 467, Madison,You know who should write a Bible commentary? How about God himself?
Knockout Quote No 348, Madison, Even on Facebook, devout folks muster prayer marathons
Knockout Quote No 332, Madison, One of Richard Carrier’s more acerbic descriptions of Jesus
Knockout Quote No 319, Madison, A creator god—perhaps as in, May the Force Be with You—leaves you with an undefined
Knockout Quote No 317, Madison, Whatever you believe about your god—well, it took thousands of years of theological squabbling
Knockout Quote No 464, Madison, Religious quacks, shrewd theologians of all persuasions, have been selling a product they don’t have
Knockout Quote No 295, Madison, But Paul had no clue that this drags theology down with magical thinking
Knockout Quote No 294, Madison, Eventually a great kaleidoscope of pagan beliefs invaded Jewish thought
Knockout Quote No 258, Madison,The Bible misses the mark as reliable history, and isn’t all that great morally or spiritually
Knockout Quote No 252, Madison, There is no such thing as a holy man This is part of the bamboozle
Knockout Quote No 238, Madison, Those who want to adore Mary will not find an ally in Paul
Knockout Quote No 237, Madison, Paul was an obsessive-compulsive mediocre thinker and bad theologian
Knockout Quote No 457, Madison, Yes, it was cool that a disabled man was lowered through the roof to meet Jesus
Knockout Quote No 236, Madison, Matthew insults our intelligence in the first chapter of his gospel
Knockout Quote No 233, Madison, The apostle Paul was a crank, the most fitting label is Delusional Cult Fanatic
Knockout Quote No 229, Madison, Once upon a time, Christianity was inventing by cobbling together spare parts
Knockout Quote No 450, Madison, Christian theologians know full well that the Bible is more of a curse
Knockout Quote No 446, Madison, The eternal life gimmick fueled Christianity from the very beginning
Knockout Quote No 442, Madison, How foolish, how gullible, to grant Word-of-God status to stuff that tumbled out of somebody’s imagination
Knockout Quote No 440, Madison, Jesus takes his place alongside Harry, Hermione and Ron as alumni of Hogwarts
Knockout Quote No 439, Madison, Please go through the Bible, line by line, and mark the verses that can be ruled out as Word of God
Knockout Quote No 437, Madison, I have zero awe and wonder for the absurd deity
Knockout Quote No 436, Madison, It’s too bad that all the awe and wonder aimed at God degrade into silliness
Knockout Quote No 435, Madison, If you accept the Jesus of Mark’s gospel, you are well on the way to full-throttle crazy religion
Knockout Quote No 433, Madison, Cosmologists know that “God did it” is a non-answer
Knockout Quote No 432, Madison, One of the utterly useless statements in the Sermon of the Mount
Knockout Quote No 431, Madison, God must have wanted more angels
Knockout Quote No 429, Madison, If only the apostle Paul’s zeal had been directed toward something more beneficial to humankind
Knockout Quote No 423, Madison, I Belong to Jesus
Knockout Quote No 418, Madison, So what is the life expectancy of ole Yahweh’s vast data dump
Knockout Quote No 416, Madison, Children ascribe personalities to their teddy bears and talk to them
Knockout Quote No 229, Madison, Once upon a time, Christianity was inventing by cobbling together spare parts
Knockout Quote No 400, Madison, “It’s all part of God’s plan” wears thin

William Zingrone – Quotes

Knockout Quote No 386, Zingrone, The delusion of “revealed scripture” has created a lot of hatred, misery and death all over the world
Knockout Quote No 386, Zingrone, The delusion of “revealed scripture” has created a lot of hatred, misery and death all over the world
Zingrone, Pope Francis, Time Magazine 2013 Man of the Year
Zingrone, Pope Francis, Time Magazine 2013 Man of the Year
Knockout Quote No 382, Zingrone, I refuse to call that son-of-a-bitch a saint
Knockout Quote No 382, Zingrone, I refuse to call that son-of-a-bitch a saint
Knocckout Quote No 380, Zingrone, So, go bowling next Sunday instead of attending church and have a good time
Knocckout Quote No 380, Zingrone, So, go bowling next Sunday instead of attending church and have a good time
Zingrone, All the old virgin men in the Catholic Church have been telling us differently for millennia
Zingrone, All the old virgin men in the Catholic Church have been telling us differently for millennia
Knockout Quote No 536, Zingrone, Religious thought, with no basis in reality, and precious little tolerance, is the most destructive
Knockout Quote No 536, Zingrone, Religious thought, with no basis in reality, and precious little tolerance, is the most destructive
Knockout Quote No 538, Zingrone, When pastors and ministers, popes, priests make up shit, we call it theology

Teresa Roberts – Quotes

Roberts, The magical thinking of any culture often produces ways of giving one living creature dominance
Roberts, The magical thinking of any culture often produces ways of giving one living creature dominance
Roberts, Humans choose to create gods and then give them this incredible power to make our lives even harder
Roberts, Humans choose to create gods and then give them this incredible power to make our lives even harder
Roberts, The magical thinking of any culture often produces ways of giving one living creature dominance
Roberts, The magical thinking of any culture often produces ways of giving one living creature dominance
Knockout Quote No 490, Roberts, I was never able to get a satisfying explanation for why the Bible is full of such hateful ideas
Knockout Quote No 484, Roberts, Because the masses want to attend their churches, pray to their statues, dip their fingers in tap water
Knockout Quote No 425, Roberts, Roughly 84% of the world has faith
Knockout Quote No 415, Roberts, Why can’t liberal Christians retire the Bible?
Knockout Quote No 406, Roberts, Or all of the gods formed a kind of cosmic god swat team
Knockout Quote No 404, Roberts, As long as humans give a rat’s ass about superstition and religion
Knockout Quote No 403, Roberts, Someone always wants to control us Mythologies are dangerous

John W. Loftus – Quotes

Knockout Quote No 62, Loftus, I’ve kicked this dead rodent into lifeless blob
Knockout Quote No 24, Loftus, Which evangelist will objectively tell the ugly side of the Bible and of the church
Knockout Quote No 524, Loftus, That makes an omniscient Christian God look stupid as well as uncaring
Knockout Quote No 43, Loftus, There really are no sacred scriptures
Knockout Quote No 506, Loftus, It’s time to give religion in all of its forms a swift kick in the butt
Knockout Quote No 46, Loftus, Obfuscationist theology doesn’t change a thing
Knockout Quote No 522, Loftus, What we find exclusively in the Bible is human testimony alone
Knockout Quote No 49, Loftus, If God had done a better job communicating
Knockout Quote No 520, Loftus, There is no divine forgiveness because there is no divine forgiver
Knockout Quote No 515, Loftus, All that religious faith produces is more and more diverse and even mutually exclusive religions
Knockout Quote No 514, Loftus, What’s left is the demise of religion and Christianity as a whole
Knockout Quote No 512, Loftus, Yet Christians believe anyway that God is perfectly good and omnipotent
Knockout Quote No 510, Loftus, Let’s say there is a human person behind the myths about the Jesus in the Gospels
Knockout Quote No 509, Loftus, No, God did not die We just came to the realization he never existed in the first place
Knockout Quote No 508, Loftus, On the heels of the most horrific example of moral evil comes the most horrific example of natural evil
Knockout Quote no 448, Loftus, Defending the Christian Faith requires special pleading
Knockout Quote No 396, Loftus, They obfuscate to make what they believe more palatable
Knockout Quote No 381, Loftus, If some of us would not have sinned in the Garden of Eden under the same “ideal” conditions
Knockout Quote No 376, Loftus, Christian theism has no more credibility than Scientology
Knockout Quote No 356, Loftus, I laugh almost daily when reading something written by one of the top Christian apologists
Knockout Quote No 353, Loftus, Someday in the future people will treat Christianity just like all of the other dead gods and religions
Knockout Quote No 352, Loftus, Believers do not reason well because they are blinded by faith in their culturally inherited fantasies
Knockout Quote No 351, Loftus, As more people think Yahweh is no longer a credible god then more of us should ridicule
Knockout Quote No 346, Loftus, According to Christian theology Jesus is one with Yahweh
Knockout Quote No 343, Loftus, We’ve been above the moon and sent satellites through the solar system
Knockout Quote No 339, Loftus, Christians demand that I prove their faith is impossible
Knockout Quote No 337, Loftus, It would have never entered the mind of a Catholic Christian
Knockout Quote No 336, Loftus, If Allah is the same deity as the one worshipped by Christians
Knockout Quote No 333, Loftus, I have come to the conclusion that Christianity is no more to be respected than Scientology
Knockout Quote No 329, Loftus, Religious philosophy is to philosophy what “creation science” is to science
Knockout Quote No 328, Loftus, It takes sophistication to make Christian faith palatable
Knockout Quote No 327, Loftus, Now is the time to ridicule Christian faith and other faiths in our world
Knockout Quote No 326, Loftus, I mean, come on, the facts are in- there is no positive empirical evidence for the existence of God
Knockout Quote No 325, Loftus, They are simply making shit up to believe and to justify why they believe
Knockout Quote No 323, Loftus, Fairies don’t exist Neither does Yahweh, the supposed Father-god of Jesus
Knockout Quote No 320, Loftus, Christian pseudo-philosophers simply take for granted a set of inconsistent beliefs
Knockout Quote No 315, Loftus, When it comes to Christianity, two thousand years are enough

CCCQ No 311, Loftus, Never forget it was science that discovered these mysteries, not religion

Knockout Quote No 307, Loftus, That’s because it’s the evidence that convinces, not the personalities behind it
Knockout Quote No 299, Loftus, With the rise of science, the method of science, the progress of science
Knockout Quote No 292, Loftus, Faith has no method, solves no problems, and is an utterly unreliable guide
Knockout Quote No 291, Loftus, Biblical studies must end because the evidence is decisive
Knockout Quote No 289, Loftus, Christians are responding to their critics by reinventing their faith every decade
Knockout Quote No 272, Loftus, Faith should be rejected by all reasonable, thinking, emotionally healthy adults
Knockout Quote No 262, Loftus, Believers in the three Abrahamic religious have been killing each other for nothing
Knockout Quote No 261, Loftus, All that believers must do is test their religious faith from the perspective of an outsider
Knockout Quote No 243, Loftus, Believer, you must bring your brain to heel by demanding objective evidence
Knockout Quote No 242, Luftus, Faith is the mother of all cognitive biases
Knockout Quote No 517, Loftus, according to objective evidence evaluated dispassionately without any double standards, as an outsider
Knockout Quote No 208, Loftus, they were wrong to believe in the Bibl
Knockout Quote No 163, Loftus, How might gospel writers objectively know Jesus was born of a virgin?
Knockout Quote No 68, Loftus, It’s as if God shot himself in the foot
Knockout Quote No 66, Loftus, subjective experience provide no evidence at all
Knockout Quote No 181, Loftus, Evil speaks like a megaphone against the existence of this God
Knockout Quote No 109, Loftus, This is the problem of divine hiddenness
Knockout Quote No 379, Loftus,Christianity is just way too improbable to be believed or defended
Knockout Quote No 379, Loftus,Christianity is just way too improbable to be believed or defended

Robert Conner – Quotes

Knockout Quote No 503, Conner, Christianity is ultimately folklore, loosely based on Hebrew folklore
CCKQ No 537, Conner, Despite predictions that Jesus will rise from the dead, not a single one of his apostles shows up
CCKQ No 537, Conner, Despite predictions that Jesus will rise from the dead, not a single one of his apostles shows up

CCKQ No 539, Conner, Thessalonians is a window into the flying-saucer-cult, whackadoodle quality of primitive Christian belief

CCKQ No 537, Conner, Despite predictions that Jesus will rise from the dead, not a single one of his apostles shows up

Knockout Quote No 535, Conner, If Jesus is the answer, the question must be stupider than fuck
Knockout Quote No 501, Conner, Religion is a mental illness that directly threatens planetary life
Knockout Quote No 493, Conner, Christians just live in a different time zone than the rest of us
Knockout Quote No 468, Conner, It is the Holy Spirit that convinces someone of the truth
Knockout Quote No 444, Conner, The Holy Spirit is flitting around the world whispering into the temporal lobes of billions of people
Knockout Quote No 443, Conner, If you thought the Armageddonists were literally barking insane, psychology increasingly has your back
Knockout Quote No 421, Conner, The British suffered over 57,000 casualties during the first day of the Battle of the Somme
Knockout Quote No 419, Connor, The rantings of a self-deluded man who is pretty clearly off his rocker
Knockout Quote No 417, Conner, Theoretically we have separation of church and state, Separation of church and crazy, not so much
Knockout Quote No 391, Conner, True believers come across to secular moderns as simultaneously condescending and ridiculous
Knockout Quote No 389, Conner, (ERIC) The tsunami of dishonest verbiage shows no sign of receding
Knockout Quote No 388, Conner, That the whisperings of a “Holy Spirit” would take precedence over evidence and its coherent analysis
Knockout Quote No 477, Conner,The apostle Paul was basically rummaging around in the Old Testament
Knockout Quote No 477, Conner,The apostle Paul was basically rummaging around in the Old Testament
Knockout Quote No 475, Conner, We have no problem suspecting new religious movements of being examples of folie à plusieurs
Knockout Quote No 474, Conner, The line between magic and religion is imperceptible
Knockout Quote No 390, Conner, The Holy Spirit made a right shit job of it
Knockout Quote No 366, Conner,The overwhelming majority of Christians know bupkis

Essential Titles: Cure-for-Christianity Library

Essential title, Fitzgerald, Nailed
Essential Title, Wathey, The Illusion of God’s Presence
Essential Title, Carrier, Why I Am Not a Christian

 

 

Essential Title, Fitzgerald, Jesus Mything in Action, Vol 1
Essential title, Fitzgerald, Jesus Mything in Action, Volume 2
Essential Title, Fitzgerald, Jesus Mything in Action,Vol 3
Carrier, On the Historicity of Jesus
Essential title, Loftus, The Christian Delusion

Essential title, Loftus, The End of Christianity

Essential title, Loftus, Christianity is not great
Essential title, Loftus, Christianity in the Light of Science

Essential Title, Loftus, Why I Became an Atheist

Essential title, Loftus, The Outsider Test of Faith

John Wathey – Quotes

Knockout Quote No 48, Wathey, Religious belief is a phenomenon of the human brain
Knockout Quote No 385, Wathey, Surely Almighty God can take care of himself
Knockout Quote No 384, Wathey, The god of the Old Testament was likely modeled after human leaders of the Bronze Age
Knockout Quote No 375, Wathey, We have no way to know whether God is good, evil, or indifferent
Knockout Quote No 374, Wathey, Prayer is the adult manifestation of infantile crying
Knockout Quote No 132, Wathey, Humans have invented thousands of religions